Health: Today, I fell over in a shop. It wouldn't be to bad if I wasn't...

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By AlexPapoki - 21/05/2016 13:06 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I fell over in a shop. It wouldn't be to bad if I wasn't on crutches due to breaking my leg, to make matters worse, no body helped me up and just stood there and watched me struggle to get back on my feet. FML

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