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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML

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By sparkus - 15/12/2015 15:15

Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2014 17:51 - United States

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By rachlette - 17/04/2015 21:47 - United States - Seattle

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By SeeTony - 19/11/2009 07:33 - United States

Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2016 1:09

Tell your uncle to take a hike! I know, I know, I'll show myself out...

xoxoblondee 31

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:12

Did you make him carry you the rest of the hike?

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friedpwnadge 25

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:09

Tell your uncle to take a hike! I know, I know, I'll show myself out...

fakedsincerity 32

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:19

your comment is even funnier imagining zoidberg in your profile picture yelling it.

SpectralTrix 7

Sunday 15 May 2016 15:19

Shame shame shame shame on youuuu shame shame shameeeee

xoxoblondee 31

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:12

Did you make him carry you the rest of the hike?

edgyasfuck23 7

Monday 30 May 2016 5:04

He carried me out of the trail then called the paramedics.

okudatwo 11

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:16

Wow, nice one, there, OP's uncle. "Haha this'll be so funny, Oh oops I almost killed my niece."

SecundusSecunda 27

Saturday 14 May 2016 3:28

OP is a man, but I see your point

sherri_baby88 36

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:16

Hopefully he apologized! Dang. And pays for the hospital bills. That's awful OP. FYL

Phantomsnake 10

Saturday 14 May 2016 1:24

Report him to the police.. as a joke.

ssnow_fml 20

Saturday 14 May 2016 2:01

I see another FML soon. "Today my attempt to kill my niece ended up with her only having 3 broken ribs. FML"

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 16 May 2016 20:24

Nephew. OP is male.

metalcrazed 21

Saturday 14 May 2016 2:27

Are you sure he's not trying to hurt you on purpuse? Because you could have been killed please make sure everyone knows what he did in case it happens again.

Light_My_Afire 6

Saturday 14 May 2016 8:09

It was a joke... are you for cereal? Because you sound a little Fruit Loops...

yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 14 May 2016 22:40

How is being pushed and being injured a joke? Unless you're on Jackass or something.

militarybrat 21

Saturday 14 May 2016 4:46

So you were already slipping and he thought it would be funny to make you even more unbalanced. You know what my hiking partner did when I started slipping? Tried to save me because you could die if you go the wrong way. What a dick.