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By clean hair - 29/04/2016 15:40 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was getting his broken ankle seen at the hospital I sat back all the way in my chair causing the automatic hand sanitizer to squirt germ-x into my hair. FML.

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Saturday 30 April 2016 1:50

I guess it could be worst. It could have been a booger that you leaned on.

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