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By cutegrl14 - 29/04/2016 14:54 - United States

Today, I was shaving down there and my razor must have had a short because it burst into flames,being that I was a little hairy the flames just seemed to spread with ease.You imagine how fun it was having to explain to laughing ER docs how I got second degree burns in "Girl World." FML.

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The_Unlucky1 19

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:52

I guess your night was "lit"

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The_Unlucky1 19

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:52

I guess your night was "lit"

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