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By Quis - 29/04/2016 06:54 - United States - Mount Vernon
Today the Lord struck me with not only a headache and a weirdly twitchy eye, but also with a cyst on the rim of my anus. Literally, on the rim of my anus. I can't sit without looking constipated and it only feels better if I fart constantly. FML.