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By so done - 29/04/2016 06:12 - Canada - Squamish

Today, I listed the pros and cons of extremely loose ligaments. Pros, quick recovery time when dislocating something because nothing is pulled or sprained. Cons, I've dislocated my hip twice this rugby season and popped my knee at least three times. FML

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