Health: Today, I am on fat burners, was in the office when I felt the...

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By Grease - 28/04/2016 12:05 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I am on fat burners, was in the office when I felt the need to fart. Only when I felt my under pants soaking wet with an oily stinky liquid that i realized how these fat burners work!

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tgranatire_12 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:51

That just flat out sucks

peeta0330 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:02

Yikes

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peeta0330 18

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:02

Yikes

tgranatire_12 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:51

That just flat out sucks

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 29 April 2016 11:22

Well, the fat has to go somewhere right?

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