By brandogg - 27/04/2016 09:33 - United States - Clovis

Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML
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You deserved it 15 001

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brandogg 13

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Top comments

dudeutookhrs 24

Could've been your balls. Count your blessings

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False_Stupidity 41

Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?

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Comments

eski2015 22

I messed up waste of #2 down vote all u want idgaf

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Steve97 32

How do you not deserve this?

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dudeutookhrs 24

Could've been your balls. Count your blessings

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vegas_jose 18

Oh man, I saw one too many episodes of "Scarred" back in the day...

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Oppression_fml 19

It seems that your action lead to the total opposite reaction you've wanted. Life works in beautiful ways.

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brenton490 19

once again the act to impress strikes again.

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ssnow_fml 20

This is why I'm convinced that if women ever find a way to reproduce without men ever being involved then men as a whole will be the target of the next genocide.

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False_Stupidity 41

Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?

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Foxfire15 15

yup, right up there with "hold my beer" and "Hey guys! Watch this!" These things never end well. ydi.

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ptoka 20

Those mad rail sliding skills always impress the ladies man!... Yeah, this ended better than I thought it would actually.

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dkane 12

It makes him look like a douche, which girls seem to like

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cheeeksss 29

You can also impress a girl with your brain, OP. Remember that.

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GreenArrow085 6

No you can't, nice guys finish last...ALWAYS

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stormy0307 16

That's what I did. Both my fiancée and I are engineers so it was easy to get along with her and impress her mentally.

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SecundusSecunda 27

I'm not sure why anyone would be impressed by that? It's like revving the engine of a sports car

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junjunbun 28

Every FML with the sentence "trying to impress" always end up failing spectacularly and with a YDI vote. This one is not an exception.

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moondoglou420 17

Wait.. You're saying FML stories about attempting to impress women end badly!? Impossible!! Nothing bad ever happens to people on this site!

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junjunbun 28

So trying to be cool and impressive always end up good and you actually look cool? In what universe do you live in 31? I totally want to go there!

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coolnopedude 11

Lol I hope you two end up together:) i love love!!!! Have a good day ???

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