Health: Today, I applied for a disabled bus pass as I'm getting ankle... - FML

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By dansco - 26/04/2016 23:30 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, I applied for a disabled bus pass as I'm getting ankle surgery soon so will need to take the bus everywhere. I said to the Bloke that my body feels like that of a 60 year old. He laughed, I was been serious. I have a bad ankle, hips, shoulder, arm, wrists & back along with arthritis. FML

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paniq 11

Thursday 28 April 2016 6:32

How old are you?

madgodvw 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:10

Chin up! It'll all get better soon!

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madgodvw 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:10

Chin up! It'll all get better soon!

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Thursday 28 April 2016 6:32

How old are you?

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