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By sickashell - 26/04/2016 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was set to fly to Norway to stay with my dad while I work my new dream job. I fell seriously ill a few days before and may have to have an operation- neither he, nor the rest of my family over there will accept my illness as an excuse, and still expect me to travel.

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Dragonstorm786 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:27

If you were to work your dream over there, then why would you try to ever make an excuse to not go?

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Dragonstorm786 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 8:27

If you were to work your dream over there, then why would you try to ever make an excuse to not go?

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