Health: Today, I haven't slept for the third night in a row because my...

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By SKYstlimit - 26/04/2016 10:53 - United Kingdom - Aberystwyth

Today, I haven't slept for the third night in a row because my boyfriend has a uni essay to get in and if he's working apparently I'm not allowed to sleep, he wakes me up every time I doze off, I think I'm dying, FML

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lexcpooh 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:59

That's could be a warning sign of possible abuse. Be careful OP

wecantfixthat 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:55

Knock him out.

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wecantfixthat 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:55

Knock him out.

lexcpooh 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:59

That's could be a warning sign of possible abuse. Be careful OP

AtWarWithTheDog 6

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:23

Get rid of him

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