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By Chronically In Pain - 26/04/2016 02:30 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I had to result to ordering headache meds on Amazon. Because my parents don't believe that when you suffer from chronic migraines going for the cheapest and least amount of pills than accusing me of using them up too fast is forcing me to buy them behind they're backs. FML

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Izabushel 65

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:30

Need to be careful with meds, even over the counter. Many will have similar ingredients and you could easily take to much and stuff up your liver. You need to see a professional about your migraines.

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Izabushel 65

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:30

Need to be careful with meds, even over the counter. Many will have similar ingredients and you could easily take to much and stuff up your liver. You need to see a professional about your migraines.

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