Health: A few days ago I fell in P.E class, and thinking the injury was...

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By Treybias - 26/04/2016 01:05 - Canada - Estevan

A few days ago I fell in P.E class, and thinking the injury was probably was probably just a sprain I went to the doctors to get it wrapped up. Turns out I broke both of my arms. FML

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Sigma777 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:10

What were you doing in gym that would have caused you to break one arm, let alone both arms? Side note, how did you typing this FML?

SniggitySnaps 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:26

Are you made of glass??

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Sigma777 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:10

What were you doing in gym that would have caused you to break one arm, let alone both arms? Side note, how did you typing this FML?

SniggitySnaps 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:26

Are you made of glass??

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