Health: Today, I can barely move. Yesterday's schedule consisted of Tae... - FML

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By AncientKnees - 24/04/2016 03:50 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I can barely move. Yesterday's schedule consisted of Tae Kwon Do, PE, ballroom dancing (essentially hopping around in high heels, mostly on a really bouncy dance called the Samba), and standing for 7 hours for work. I am hobbling around like an old lady and I am only 17. FML

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