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By Sir Anon - 29/02/2016 20:18 - United States - Champlin

Today, I had to leave work early as I almost passed out. My girlfriend's first question after I told her what happened was, "Did you hear Leonardo DiCaprio won an Oscar?" FML

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FelicityWishes 32

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:55

Maybe she thought that's why you passed out?

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:12

Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

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coltmerriman 15

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:08

Wow... She doesn't even care?

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:14

Well she definitely cares that Leo won the Oscar.

hellnosucka 27

Tuesday 1 March 2016 10:01

she's just trying to understand why op passed out. Leo's Oscar seems like the most obvious reason.

tomvertigo 17

Tuesday 1 March 2016 14:04

[SARCASM] She cares avoid the right things, anyways. [/SARCASM]

Maximusmime 20

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:08

That sucks man. Hope your girlfriend realized how shallow that was!

Xandrick 22

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:12

She sure knows how to ask the important questions...

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:12

Well to be fair, that was the news of the night. Although that question as an immediate response to a health concern of a partner is definitely inconsiderate and wildly inappropriate.

BeastyMcbeast 19

Tuesday 1 March 2016 8:58

I took this more so as a "wow did you pass out because you heard leo won an oscar" sort of situation. Like jokingly attributing his passing out to hearing such suprising news rather than her just going off topic and disregarding him. Personally I would've assumed the former idea and laughed it off because that's not a half bad joke.