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By anon - 18/01/2016 18:53

Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML

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By Harley Osborne - 08/06/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm recovering from an emergency room visit. I was vomiting, sweating, shaking, crying, and couldn't even speak properly. I was scared of that, and scared of hospitals after a routine surgery nearly killed me two years ago. Most of my family are convinced I was faking all of it. FML

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By EllieS9311 - 16/02/2016 13:16 - United States - Montevallo

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

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By Ryan - 18/12/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

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By EpicFailAtItsFinest - 13/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

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By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By argh - 24/02/2010 06:29 - Canada

Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

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Steffi3 40

Monday 18 January 2016 23:29

Atleast you were in good hands when they finally noticed

feven 32

Monday 18 January 2016 23:33

That's terrible, but they must have thought you were a great actor for a few seconds.

Comments

Steffi3 40

Monday 18 January 2016 23:29

Atleast you were in good hands when they finally noticed

gunnstreet 22

Tuesday 19 January 2016 5:34

That's for sure!

CharlieKearney 23

Monday 18 January 2016 23:31

Well, that sucks! Hope you're fine now!

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 18 January 2016 23:58

I'm glad they seized the moment when it finally struck them.

whitnayfortooh 29

Tuesday 19 January 2016 4:44

Oh the puns

friedpwnadge 25

Thursday 21 January 2016 6:47

Getting down voted means I'm doing something right, I think.

themysteriousfox 18

Monday 18 January 2016 23:32

I hope they applied the training

coming back in the future 30

Monday 18 January 2016 23:32

You never know when the moment will seizure.

Dilexar 26

Tuesday 19 January 2016 2:01

No. Just no.

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 19 January 2016 5:01

"you never know when you'll be able to seize the moment" would have been better ( but still bad), bc yours kind of doesn't make sense to me.

jtfrisch 22

Tuesday 19 January 2016 7:15

Don't let the haters get you down, this was a quality pun

coming back in the future 30

Tuesday 19 January 2016 9:01

#31 it's when you get caught up in the moment.

moo77_fml 20

Monday 18 January 2016 23:33

Bad timing .. But already you had help at hand .. Hope ur feeling better :)

feven 32

Monday 18 January 2016 23:33

That's terrible, but they must have thought you were a great actor for a few seconds.

Rhianonin 11

Monday 18 January 2016 23:34

Seize the moment!

itsalanis 24

Tuesday 19 January 2016 1:09

Not appropriate in this setting, but good try?

kittyisbaeornaw 18

Monday 18 January 2016 23:35

They really couldn't tell a fake seizure from a real one?

luther48 20

Monday 18 January 2016 23:41

When you're expecting fake situations, I'd assume it would be more difficult.

firefighter925 18

Tuesday 19 January 2016 0:02

Well it depends on the seizure. She could of had a Petite Mal seizure where you could literally look like your staring off into space and shake a little. It's very easy to miss. A Grand Mal seizure is very noticeable.

rocker_chick105 31

Tuesday 19 January 2016 2:33

And it honestly wouldn't be a bad thing for them to act out, because what if a resident were to have a medical issue while they were on duty?

kindasortayeah 25

Tuesday 19 January 2016 10:02

My younger brother had a seizure when we were about 9 years old. At the time, I thought he was throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't want to go to bed. In reality, his blood-sugar levels were extremely low (he's diabetic). My point is, sometimes you don't know the difference.