Let it all out

By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML
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GodPart2 20

Oh no you didn't... wait for it... here it comes... the barrage of down-voting... you totally deserve it too

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cheeeksss 29

Scrolling through the "shitty situation & blow puns comments" and missing the times when people wrote things that had meaning- whether it be constructive criticism, a witty joke, an insightful observation, or just really helpful advice.

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A07 48

Could say that about your choice of attire too but I won't

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derangedplanet 23

the real question is how did we come to all this. are we all eternally doomed to have the very first thing be "shitty situation". have we, via sentience, developed past the point of cleverness into idiocy?

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mds9986 24

Regardless of downvotes this should always be the first comment on a poop FML. Thank you.

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Nygma 14

You might wanna get that checked out bud.

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lysx84 24

Well, now that you know the trick you can ensure you perform it in the right place at the right time... silver linings and all...

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cheeeksss 29

OP, maybe do what I do and keep the tissue box right on top the back of your toilet. Killing two birds with one stone is something people always seem to favor.

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hellnosucka 27

you might want to call a plumber. those are some serious piping issues.

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sanchogrim 18

"Honey I have to use the bathroom, hurry I'm about to sneeze!"

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trulypar 34

This may explain the origin of the phrase "blow it out your ass." I think this will give a very graphic mental image next time I hear it. So very sorry for you OP!

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