By Till We Pass Out - 03/10/2015 15:30 - United Kingdom - Halifax

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML
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Razabin 15

Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.

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xoxoblondee 31

Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.

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Razabin 15

Don't force it dude.. Got to let it be natural! Just relax.. It'll happen.

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Dave_Davington 33

Pooping is like love. Sometimes it sorts itself out, and sometimes you've got to give it a big, hard, slimy push.

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Bono363 11

Hate it when you force it to come out, then you get tired and it slips back in.

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derpina72 23

I find reading FML to be the perfect, pooping pastime.

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wangwong 8

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xoxoblondee 31

Guess you pushed yourself to your limit.

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falsecut 12

Wow, did you think of that on your own?

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Xion0014 20

This is one of my biggest fear... Did you fall and finish the rest on the floor or ...?

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Chloe555_fml 27

I see the vagal response is working well. Seriously though, don't bear down so hard.

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I_Like_Dogs 28

I'm guessing too little fibre in this case.

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NYM88 26

No, too much fibre will soak up all the water in the stools and make them extremely hard and in turn hard to pass. Look it up. It seems counterintuitive but it's not. Too much of a good thing often will become a bad thing.

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mellyski 25

I feel a ghost poo would really top this situation off. I mean, that's if you actually managed to accomplish your task.

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booze_n_bitches 37

More fibre, more water, try a course of laxatives! Your friendly local doctor would love to hear about your bowel problems, go give them a call.

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