The opposite of a party

By Hooperist - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Murrieta

Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML
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Nederlander95 14

To be fair, there IS constant throwing up at a lot of parties

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Simbaby 23

That sucks . I hope you get to feeling better !

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Simbaby 23

That sucks . I hope you get to feeling better !

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theTravinator 21

I wanna know what kind of parties they had back in the day if that sounded like one

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tdawg91 17

My dad told me about a party he went to as a teenager called a "white wash" everyone brings a bottle of white spirits and empties it into the washing machine along with equal amounts of lemonade and let it spin...... I'd imagine there was a lot of vomiting at the end of the night too

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Nederlander95 14

To be fair, there IS constant throwing up at a lot of parties

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MrConcise 34

Yeah, we need to stop inviting that bitch who wears shorts that are way too tight for her figure.

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e_is_for_eli 12

what does clothing have to do with constant throwing up?

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Miss_Whipped 43

I'm pretty sure a fat chick squeezing into a pair of shorts too tight for her might introduce the potential of a vomit-filled evening.

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MrConcise 34

Nobody wants to see an obese girl's fat folds cascade out from underneath some very ill-fitting denim. It's vomit inducing. I was trying to be polite in how I said "THIS IS A FAT JOKE", but I guess it didn't land.

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IndicaPaincakes 28

Maybe explaining what happened? Really sorry! :(

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Shadowvoid 33

Some "party" you must be having. How was the sound of you retching misconstrued into the idea of a party?

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Zebediabolical 39

Were you possibly playing music to try and cover up the barfy noises?

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igg125 30

Either those walls are paper thin or you were very loud.

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devildog562 33

Your neighbors kind of suck regardless . Why not come knock on the door and ask nicely what's going on or if you could keep the noise down , and in this case if you'll survive through the night.

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