By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
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bearstyle22 11

You dare live a healthy lifestyle in my town. Thats it, ticket.

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Steffi3 40

I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!

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teresa96706 29

At least the cop cared to make sure you're safe :)

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1dvs_bstd 41

I don't think it ended well for OP.

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Mr23 9

There are 2 ways to interpret the cop's question. Like #1, I think he was asking if OP is being chased by a criminal (rather than being one.)

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jqmalang 17

Well... it was the opposite of that from how the cops took it hahaha

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myoukei 31

I don't know about that. As a person of color i can't read an fml like this and assume the cop had the best intentions....

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_Dirty_Dan_ 11

So basically Just cuz ur black u assume all cops are racist and all they want to do is oppress black people

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Johnnycake23 42

They aren't usually so nice to stop a random person minding their own business but hey whatever!

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Steffi3 40

I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!

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annarcheer 19

So I'm guessing he arrested you or something op? I'm sorry maybe they will figure out you did not do anything wrong

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Roskie 16

Running is nowhere near sufficient evidence to accuse someone of breaking the law. OP doesn't have to prove anything.

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Johnnycake23 42

This isn't North Korea you can do things outside without fear of harassment.

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emeraldisle 30

I hope you've learned your lesson OP. Next time walk.

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nataliewby 25

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bearstyle22 11

she might be joking. orr possibly trolling. Not tooo sure haha

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BBlah 26

I took what #4 said as a joke

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Retaheki 27

I hope you learned your lesson, #4. If you're making a sarcastic comment, add a smiley face or make it obvious. (EX1: I hope you learned your lesson, OP :]) (EX2: C'mon OP, you know running is outlawed.)

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saffy66 34

I guess he's just doing his job; you must know most joggers are lunatics and like to risk heatstroke every time they run!

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abNormal62 23

Maybe he'd miss the fresh donut alert announcement across the please broadband and he was hoping you could help guide him

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bearstyle22 11

You dare live a healthy lifestyle in my town. Thats it, ticket.

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Johnnycake23 42

Now you better drive home or else boy!

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ma12r 22

Yikes OP. That kinda sucks but hopefully that doesn't happen again if you choose to go running again.

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Enslaved 36

Were you wearing a ski mask and dressed all in black?

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wtffml1979 22

Should've said "trying to beat you to the donut shop!"

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