By FeelingFatastic - 05/01/2015 06:08 - United States

Today, my coworker asked me if I was on a diet for my New Year's resolution. When I said no, she replied, "Why not?" FML
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KhaleesiDannie 26

You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business

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underthesea12 24

Maybe she was just concerned about her health.

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Ichiya 29

In today's society it is considered almost mandatory for women to have dieting as a New Years resolution. Maybe she was genuinely confused why the op wasn't conforming.

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sweetnsourrr 11

well..she didn't say that was her friend. lol

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JskTheFork 14

So much for being indirect. Don't worry OP, diets are for wannabes anyway.

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JustinJK 21

Or for people who want to lose weight and be healthy.

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tantanpanda 26

instead of going on a diet that does absolutely nothing (if it does, you'll probably gain it back), you should CHANGE your diet. there's a difference. personal choice if you want to though.

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mete_orito 34

Don't forget that exercise also helps!

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lyricalservant 21

She could be jealous of you if not she won't make you feel miserable abt yrself

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KhaleesiDannie 26

You should ask her if her New Years resolution is keeping her nose out of peoples business

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MrConcise 34

"Is your New Years resolution to be more of a nosy bitch? If so, nailing it."

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Ihavegas 22

because you fucktards stress me out, so i eat food instead of your soul. now back the **** off biatch! *this would be my imaginary response.

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Cass_x 22

"Because I'm feeling ******* fantastic! Thank you for your concern."

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Wolfparable 22

Don't listen to people like that if you have no problem with your weight and don't need to change it for health reasons it shouldn't be an issue.

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