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Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML


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On 08/04/2014 at 1:42am - health - by Ew?Really? (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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He is not the breast husband ever.

#1 - On 08/04/2014 at 9:01am by woainishamu

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Next time you should pee on him and say "Well, at least it wasn't breast milk".

#4 - On 08/04/2014 at 9:02am by jackel_love

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