Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2014 at 7:35am / United States (Missouri) / Health

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  • Easiest game of hide and seek for them. Sorry for the rough night.

    #3 - On 07/19/2014 at 5:50pm by UnicornWine

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  • Bet that party was a bushel of fun.

    #4 - On 07/19/2014 at 5:51pm by kitkatmeOw

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