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Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41678) - you deserved it (4570)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:51pm - health - by randomusername99 - United States (New York)

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No one will suspect a thing when the bullets do go off for real, master plan!

#3 - On 05/06/2014 at 1:59am by klorehore

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Good thing he's not playin heavy metal, you might start head banging while getting your teeth drilled! Yikes!!

#4 - On 05/06/2014 at 2:00am by mpsteve137

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