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Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Wow... Today is really not your day.

#1 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:01pm by YourBatteryIsLow

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You should learn to crawl before you walk.

#3 - On 01/05/2014 at 7:02pm by Welshite

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