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Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML


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On 12/30/2013 at 12:57am - health - by candidcripple (man) - United States

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Geezuz fucking christ what is wrong with people being so high and mighty and uppity about this sort of thing with their wild accusations?!

#1 - On 12/30/2013 at 7:08am by Mirorbo

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Ouch. Did you have a cast or crutches? Even if you didn't, you still don't deserve being stomped on.

#2 - On 12/30/2013 at 7:09am by Mauskau

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