Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML
by goingtothegym / 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Health
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It's okay, OP. December is cold. 'Tis the season to gain some extra insulation.
#11 - On 12/09/2013 at 2:11am by xnyletak
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Uh, sir? I'm going to have to ask you to put back those hams.
#20 - On 12/09/2013 at 2:20am by MakeTodayADTR
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