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Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49037) - you deserved it (3478)

On 11/30/2013 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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She must hate you a lot.

#2 - On 11/30/2013 at 1:37pm by sarahperez

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Every desert was chocolate? I'll be right back, I have a trip to the Sahara scheduled.

#6 - On 11/30/2013 at 1:37pm by JasonUMN

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