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Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49885) - you deserved it (3766)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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Mom of the year right there.

#2 - On 11/22/2013 at 1:10pm by Warmonger_Smurf

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I wonder how many guys she'll drunkenly try to convince are the father.

#15 - On 11/22/2013 at 1:15pm by Senseless_487

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