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Today, I was in the gym, when i noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the tread mill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until i got a sports bra that actually worked. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by girlie (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I saw that happened to a girl at my gym the other day - this wasn't at Richmond Recreation Centre, was it? If so, I thought you were actually pretty hot....

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:46am by reki

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They are only looking out for you. While I enjoy watching women's boobs bounce as much as the next guy you can do yourself an injury without proper support while exercising.
But there is no way to really tell if you would do yourself any harm. Best thing for it is come round my house and jog for me on the spot. I'll tell you exactly what support you need. ;-)

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 3:50am by Jimboom

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