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Today, I've been awake 4 nearly three days due to homework an mah mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by mah own hand, an was accused of doing drugs. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37576) - you deserved it (20423)

On 11/08/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Well... You kind of were doing "drugs" if you want to get technical. That does rather suck.

#1 - On 11/08/2013 at 5:47pm by JBrownie123

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Not exactly a false accusation.

#2 - On 11/08/2013 at 5:47pm by CommentModerated

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