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Today, my paranoia got so bad that I had to physically restrain myself from aggressively confronting the kid walking behind me on the sidewalk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32668) - you deserved it (5280)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:29am - health - by Angrily Paranoid (man) - United States (Washington)

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I suggest therapy. You might do something you'll regret if you don't get help.

#1 - On 10/06/2013 at 10:17am by Welshite

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I don't say this to be mean but maybe you should get help? Life might turn around and be a whole lot better if you do

#2 - On 10/06/2013 at 10:17am by Weiss729

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