By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
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PandaSmile 24

I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP

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NeatNit 32

since when do these types of comments still get upvoted...? last I checked everyone hated 'shitty situation' type comments..

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DWordHead16 19

#43 I know right? I thought I was the only one who picked up on this. I just don't wanna say anything about it x:

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Stiggy626 25

especially when you're not supposed to drink through straws or have dairy products after, since it can cause infection and dry socket

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sweetbliss3 37

I had all four taken out at the same time. doesn't feel too good. good luck

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mattjamt 16

I had FIVE taken out at once! And yeah, once the anaesthetics wear off, it hurts more than getting hit in the face with a mallet. Get better soon OP!

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Blaphlafagus 19

I got all 4 of mine taken out about a month ago and I just sat on the couch eating ice cream and pudding for a week, it was both awful and great at the same time

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Archay 13

I had all my wisdom teeth taken out at the same time and I had minimal pain, guess I'm lucky.

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Caitie_kid 8

29, I didn't know anyone had 5 wisdom teeth, everyone I know only has 4.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#48- Yeah.... I had 7 :( It's definitely possible, just very rare xP

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ms_YoungMula 8

I had all 4 taken at the same time and the bottom 2 were infected, thank goodness for Tylenol 3

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andrealovvve 17

Yea my friend had 6 wisdom teeth. 4 on top and 2 on the bottom.

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ShyAnn29 14

My brother is lucky, he didn't have any wisdom teeth!

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PandaSmile 24

I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP

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DocBastard 38

Speaking* words of wisdom. For ****'s sake, it's only one of the most famous songs of all time.

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Caitie_kid 8

I shot the firefighter, but I did not shoot the EMT. Oh no

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JaegerMayCry 13

How did you manage to do that? last time I checked lifting a gogurt took minimal effort. either way fyl OP and hope you feel better!

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kozzard 17

sliding your fingers up the tube to push every last drop of yogurt out... grip slips...and the rest is FML

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AnOriginalName 19

You've never truly enjoyed a GoGurt until you've punched yourself as #11 described. Happened to me multiple times in my youth.

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SammyS2012 21

I decided to stop eating gogurt because every time i ate one, i punched myself :( i have sweaty hands and they kept slipping. The gogurt was not worth it

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blackonblight 32

I don't know how you can consume go-gurt multiple times without punching yourself in the face at least once in the process. Those things are fiendish.

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bazookajoey 27

I feel your pain OP, just hang in there. The awesome thing about wisdom teeth is that they only have to come out once lol

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acuntsicklestick 10

That's true in almost all cases but I knew someone who kept having their wisdom teeth grow back. Hopefully that won't happen to OP.

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Peachy2392 26

What are you talking about #14? Wisdom teeth don't grow back.

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Pauschinator 22

You gotta get that tube squeeze roller thing.

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Kkkdawg 27

I don't know why 12 got thumbed down..that's good advice. I have one for my toothpaste and it's awesome.

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