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Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 1:35am - health - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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Some people are just full of crap

#1 - On 09/16/2013 at 6:02am by Americanus

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"You sold me something that I wanted, but it's not what I wanted at all!"
The customer service industry is awful.

#2 - On 09/16/2013 at 6:02am by Kenuru

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