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Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML


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On 08/20/2013 at 9:41am - health - by no that does not help (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Isn't this a valid technique? Flooding or something?

#1 - On 08/20/2013 at 12:55pm by istishia

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I thought that was something that therapists actually did?

#4 - On 08/20/2013 at 12:56pm by catherine012

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