Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML

by Oh-Shit! / 08/10/2013 at 11:23am / United States / Health

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  • The wording of this FML is as poetic as a mushroom cloud of faecal matter being emitted from thy anus OP, well done I approve.

    #9 - On 08/10/2013 at 1:34pm by Wizardo

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  • Imagine the look on their faces as a brown cloud appeared...

    #4 - On 08/10/2013 at 1:31pm by buckerado

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