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Today, I asked my surgeon if I would be having a general or local anesthetic at my upcoming operation. He replied, "General, of course! It's gonna be a slaughterhouse in there!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (43982) - you deserved it (3888) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/06/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by pong - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

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General anaesthesia is ALWAYS better. That way you can't hear us saying "Oh shit, what the hell is that?" and talking about you.

#7 - On 08/06/2013 at 11:35pm by DocBastard

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That is so metal

#3 - On 08/06/2013 at 11:33pm by torio123

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