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Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML


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On 08/02/2013 at 5:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

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What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

#2 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:32pm by slooby

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I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

#3 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:32pm by haw008

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