Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

by Anonymous / 08/02/2013 at 5:34pm / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Health

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  • What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

    #2 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:32pm by slooby

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  • I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

    #3 - On 08/02/2013 at 11:32pm by haw008

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