Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2013 at 6:29pm / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Health
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That's sweet but next time why not a sensuous bath together or something equally as relaxing?
#1 - On 08/01/2013 at 11:33pm by ireply_wlyrics
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Don't wear panties... Problem solved.
#6 - On 08/01/2013 at 11:36pm by Saddyohh
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