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Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 12:52am - health - by frustrated - United States (Tennessee)

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Next time grab the shampoo and make a run for it... "To protect the other customers" lol

#1 - On 07/11/2013 at 6:09am by FutureMatty

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I'm pretty sure he's not allowed to do that. You left without asking for the manager?

#4 - On 07/11/2013 at 6:14am by Roskie

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