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Today, during my family's traditional 4th of July weekend celebration, my water broke. I kept trying to tell them and asked them to take me to the hospital, but they couldn't hear me over the fireworks. They all just kept smiling and nodding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49172) - you deserved it (2977)

On 07/06/2013 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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How rude, just hold it til after the fireworks!

#4 - On 07/07/2013 at 4:44am by twinkiefeets

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Hopefully everything worked out ok for you. I bet you that was stressful as hell

#3 - On 07/07/2013 at 4:43am by KBurns207

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