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Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm - health - by Your ass... Grab it... (man) - United States (Texas)

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I guess he's just really patriotic

#2 - On 07/04/2013 at 8:35pm by dweeds508

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He had the curtesy to just throw it on the ground and not hold it at face level? That's the spirit of the holiday right there

#3 - On 07/04/2013 at 8:35pm by ironichalibut

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