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Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML


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On 07/02/2013 at 1:39pm - health - by good big sister? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Solution: send her to your parents' room next time.

#1 - On 07/02/2013 at 6:11pm by epmorr2010

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That's why you should wear a hockey mask to bed -- to comfort the child. Also, leaving a chainsaw idling on your nightstand creates soothing bedtime sounds.

#5 - On 07/02/2013 at 6:13pm by perdix

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