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Today, my girlfriend got into bed with me and started fooling around. I had a terrible migraine, which she knew, so I asked her to stop because it wasn't helping. She then yelled at me for being "ungrateful" and "selfish", and accused me of secretly being gay. FML

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On 06/14/2013 at 5:21pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Just because you had a migraine she accused you of all of those terms? Good gravy.

#1 - On 06/14/2013 at 11:27pm by chanellgymnast

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If anything, she's the selfish one.

#2 - On 06/14/2013 at 11:28pm by GemmaStyles

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