Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 11:13am / United States (Minnesota) / Health

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  • Just tell her she's so beautiful she makes you weak in the knees.

    #5 - On 06/13/2013 at 1:07pm by rg350dx

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  • I tie on a cape and try to fly like superman. That doesn't work either.

    #1 - On 06/13/2013 at 1:06pm by Welshite

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