Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML
by Anonymous / 05/22/2013 at 1:38am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
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My booty just tightened up from reading this.
#2 - On 05/22/2013 at 6:07am by greeneyesFTWlol
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I guess either your nose regrets what your ass does, or your ass regrets what your nose does.
#3 - On 05/22/2013 at 6:12am by fsomelife
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