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Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML


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On 05/17/2013 at 4:49pm - health - by sprainedankle - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

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You should've bought one of the unbreakable ones then eh?
Ir's a general rule-r of thumb not to stick anything long and losable into any deep crevice or hole.

#1 - On 05/17/2013 at 6:57pm by Pleonasm

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My friend got an eraser stuck inside his cast and he had to get the cast taken off and get a new one on because it was causing him so much discomfort. When they took it off he had a HUGE bruise where the eraser was. So I would suggest you go get that out immediately because it might affect your healing process. And how did you get a mosquito bite there anyway? Did it happen before?

#5 - On 05/17/2013 at 6:59pm by Shortay123

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