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Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friend-zone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35684) - you deserved it (16163)

On 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm - health - by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Oh gosh finally, the revolt against the friendzoned "nice guys" has begun!

#6 - On 05/16/2013 at 6:05pm by Enzi

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#2 - On 05/16/2013 at 6:04pm by whinthy

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