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Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 2:42am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Has nobody ever touched your boobs before?

#2 - On 05/08/2013 at 6:00am by torbey

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You were probably in a tit of laughter by the end of it! I know I probooby shouldn't, but I found this hilarious, OP. I mean, it's better than feeling a little nip, right?

#3 - On 05/08/2013 at 6:00am by Pleonasm

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