Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
by poopydaddy / 05/03/2013 at 7:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
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Too late to DUMP her now.
#1 - On 05/03/2013 at 10:09am by delaneyluke
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If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..
#9 - On 05/03/2013 at 10:18am by ekb777
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